“Why do no companies understand how powerful my thighs are and how quickly they will consume the flesh of the average jean?”
Wondering WHY no one makes the part where your thighs rub together substantially thicker material?!
“Why do no companies understand how powerful my thighs are and how quickly they will consume the weak, sinful flesh of the average jean?”
Discovering that your favorite jean company has decided to change how it makes its jeans and they are now super shitty.
And obviously not worth buying anymore!
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Having to dig through that WALL OF FOLDED JEANS for the right waist size, length, color, wash, etc.
Which you probably won’t find anyway.
Trying on a pair of ripped jeans and accidentally putting your foot through the knee hole.